Hi my names Ashley and this blog basically sums me up.

Enjoy Xx

Twitter/Instagram: ashpakks

  • ghcst:

    im so miserable but i laugh at everything

    (via fake-mermaid)

    • Cop: Have you been drinking?
    • Me: I been drankin'
    • Cop: Surfbort
    • Me: Surfbort
  • suspend:

    LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

    (via fake-mermaid)

    • Aries: has no chill
    • Taurus: has too much chill
    • Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
    • Cancer: won't stop crying
    • Leo: keeps checking the mirror
    • Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
    • Libra: wears too much makeup
    • Scorpio: has a boner
    • Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
    • Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
    • Aquarius: ditches babies
    • Pisces: needs rehab
    • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
    • Me: "Yeah..."
    • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
    • Me: -Forgets entire language-
  • afire-inside:

    really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • sealfie:

    justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

    (via fake-mermaid)

    • American: I want to live in the UK.
    • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
    • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
    • African: I want to live in the UK.
    • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
    • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
    • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
    • French: I want to live in the UK.
    • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
    • British: wat
    • Irish: feckin' English bastards
  • turkeyinacan:

    shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

    (via sniffing)

  • buttlicked:

    PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

    (Source: buttlicked, via fake-mermaid)